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    I keep coming to this forum looking for the Greek Porn...

    and am constantly reminded that my vision isn't as great as I think it is. Discuss nerd things.
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    On this day in 1949...

    Nothing of note happened. Discussion -- Ways to improve panda bears.
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    The American Dream is dead

    This day has given me more sads than I care to admit.
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    Three Old Men

    Three elderly men are taking a walk outside their nursing home. The first one says, "Windy, isn't it?" The second one says, "No, it's Thursday!" The third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."
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    What is love?

    Baby, don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more.
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    First Person to Post WINS!!

    Oh, I guess that'd be me. Everyone talk about my stunning victory. Next person to post loses.
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    Pardon me...

    Do you have any Grey Poupon?
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    First thread of 2014

    Come on, you boring jackasses, post something. In this thread I will pose a question at a specific date and time. The person who can correctly answer my question before I post it wins mad reps. Go.
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    Neffy's Christmas Carol -- Presented by BigMatt's Shovel Emporium

    Underbelly was banned, to begin with. As banned as a handgun at a Snoop Dogg concert. In this Underbelly-less forum lived a mean young-man by the name of Nefarious. He surfed the forum day and night, vomiting poorly-spelled nonsensical insults toward everyone he met. It was a cold existence...
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    A Funny Thing Happened At The EBN Chrsitmas Party

    Out of doors, the snow was falling, But inside, ebaum was calling, All of his friends and minions round, So that a good time, could finally be found. Chalupa came from the Pennsylvania Heights, Big Matt showed up in his Christmas tights, Nocturnal awoke from his daylight slumber, Went to the...
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    Do you want to post like Nefarious?

    Well Now You CAN!!! After painstakingly analyzing each of Nefarious' little posts, I have uncovered the formula to pretending to be Nefarious. By following these steps, you could even be a better Nefarious than Nefarious (or the puppet masters behind Nefarious). There are two types of Neffy...
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    May the Truth about Neffy be Revealed in this Thread

    It is here, finally, at last. At the end of this post, the truth about just who Nefarious is will be revealed, but first, thou must read the narrative of how I came to this discovery! It all began after the last hack. Not the one we just recovered from, the one before, when every one was all...
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    If a girl tells you that she has a nipple ring...

    The correct response is "I don't believe you".
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    How Things are Done Here, at Least for the Past Year...

    A post is delightfully posted by any certain user: And then little Neffy replies: This is the general formula for this forum. This thread is to open discussion as to possible changes to this formula, or keeping the status quo. Thank you. Discuss.
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    First thread in this glorious new forum, and I'm claiming it as my own.

    Shout out to the Queen, niggas. To post in this forum, you must be a registered member of eBaum Nation. You must also give me tribute. Lots and lots of tribute.