Neffy's Christmas Carol -- Presented by BigMatt's Shovel Emporium

[Frood]

Yeah, well neither is Neffy's paternal grandmother.

 

[chalupa]

He killed his own son's father!

 

[Nefarious]

funny how chaluap calls me his son and now hes denying that his wife is a slut waht is it chalupa? is your wife a slut aka my mother aka your wife aka my mother? huh? or yre you gonna play the denyal game now and go h well im no t your father im just a bald little bitch who will never grow hair ever again and i cant reach for the cereal at the supermarket without calling over the odl ba ladyai

 

[Fero]

Well, he did divorce your slut mother for a reason, didn't he?

The reason being she's a slut. She sucks spic dick for crack.

 

[chalupa]

Neffy is the son of a whore.

 

[BigMattTheHobo]

Chalupa is a gay bald bitch

 

[Telaso]

Chalupa is a gay bald bitch

I wanted to say this too. All the cool kids are doing it.

 

[Brian]

chalupa is bald? that changes everything

 

[Ciaran]

Dev, you said Neffy was mean to the Irish in the wonderful story above. But he wasn't. He said "no, thank you".

Seems to me like he was polite and mannerly to the Irish.

 

[Fero]

chalupa is bald? that changes everything

He has a lot of hair on his back, though.

 

[chalupa]

He has a lot of hair on his back, though.

Actually, I don't. I can grow a hell of a neckbeard, though.

 

[Fero]

I prefer an assbeard myself.

I'm European, after all.

 

[Ciaran]

I'm European, after all.

I'd need to see your passport to be certain. A lot of USA cockmunching goings on from you.

 

[Fero]

You'll have to speak up. Can't hear you over all the potatoes.

 

[Nefarious]

I'd need to see your passport to be certain. A lot of USA cockmunching goings on from you.

Stfu mystery man

 

[Fero]

Hell yeah, Neffy's on my side.

 

[Ciaran]

Stfu mystery man

You are Mystery Man. Funny how you showed up as soon as he disappeared. I have an alibi (I was writing a novel in a log cabin in the woods, by the lake)

Hell yeah, Neffy's on my side.

Neffy fucking hates your guts you clog wearing cunt.

 

[Fero]

Why are you so mad at me?

 

[Ciaran]

why are you so mad at me?

clog clog clog clog clog clog

 

[Devastation the Almighty]

Why are you so mad at me?

Possibly because...

YOU'RE MYSTERY MAN!