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    Shit's getting real

    "BREAKING NEWS Russia's Black Sea Fleet has given Ukrainian forces in Crimea until 5:00 local time on Tuesday to surrender or face an all-out assault, according to Ukrainian defence ministry sources quoted by Interfax-Ukraine news agency. "If by 5am tomorrow morning they do not surrender a real assault will begin on units and sections of the Ukrainian armed forces all over Crimea," defence ministry officials are quoted as saying. So far there is no further confirmation of the ultimatum from other sources."


    Motherfuck. If that's what's going to happen...

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    And Europe begs the mean old Americans to come in and police the world in 5...4...3...2..

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    Let that Eastern European scum butcher each other. American intervention would mean war with the fucking Russians, man. Nobody wants that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fero-Gradumet View Post
    Let that Eastern European scum butcher each other. American intervention would mean war with the fucking Russians, man. Nobody wants that.
    You say that now, but you may change your tune when Putin walks into your living room, rips off his shirt and challenges to to a bear wrastling match.

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    I have the perfect play for Obama:

    Offer the new Ukrainian government full membership in NATO, like right now. They had passed on it in the past, instead opting for a "MAP" status and then recently reducing even that. Now, they can claim they need us to protect them from the Russians, giving them political cover against their own conservatives. Putin would then have troops inside a NATO country.

    Give him Crimea -- they want to go with Russia anyway -- and then lock down the eastern border, and rope Ukraine into NATO.

    It's a perfect fucking plan.
    Neffy's father.

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    Huh, I agree with Chalupa. That would be the perfect plan.


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    Only if you promise that there will be a 10 page argument here about whether or not Ukraine is in Europe or not.

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    Ukraine is in Europe. Shitty Eastern Europe, but still Europe. Wouldn't want those soviet freeloaders in the Union, though.
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    this thread is in need of a montage,and I'm feeling Gipper

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