One day...

[chalupa]

One day, nefarious walked into...

 

[Frood]

A Klan meeting. He couldn't believe that no one...

 

[Devastation the Almighty]

was black, and so he called them a bunch of...

 

[Brian]

neckbeard lasers then he called nocturnal's mom and told her to meet him at..

 

[chalupa]

Toys R Us because he needed...

 

[BigMattTheHobo]

A new GI Joe play set, which he promptly...

 

[chalupa]

..shoved up his ass. Neffy is notorious for shoving things up his ass, so his mom...

 

[BigMattTheHobo]

... showed him how to find his prostate so he'd stop aimlessly shoving objects into it, but she never expected...

 

[Frood]

...that touching his prostate turned his ass into a portal to...

 

[chalupa]

Narnia. Nefarious' ass is actually a portal to fucking Narnia. Since his head is constantly up his ass...

 

[Frood]

...he learned to spell from Narnians, who misspell words like...

 

[Nefarious]

repoted the thread

 

[chalupa]

Since he learned to spell "repoted" from the narnians, he as put in special education classes where he...

 

[Frood]

... Berated his classmates for being retrads even though they....

 

[chalupa]

...were infinitely smarter than him. Even though he is truly retraded, he managed to figure out he was the dumbest one in special ed and...

 

[Frood]

Committed himself to a lifetime of self improvement and...

 

[Devastation the Almighty]

...masturbation. He...

 

[Telaso]

..constantly fantasized about a threesome between Lupa, Catgravin and ...

 

[Frood]

...Aquaman, his favorite super hero because...

 

[Devastation the Almighty]

he loves seamen. Heh heh. Sorry. Nefarious loved seamen too, had from an early age. When he was five, he...