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[Devastation the Almighty]

They're a very clean people.

 

[kevinsmith]

Homosexual mexicans got the pass, evidently.

SOMEbody has to do the yardwork in a flamboyant fashion.

 

[Fero]

Basically, we just got rid of the black people. You may call it racist, but I guarantee you all theoretical real estate values have risen exponentially since the purge.

You do realize there's still an in the closet black guy among us, do you?

 

[Devastation the Almighty]

Well, fuck. Maybe he'll stay in the closet.

 

[Fero]

Just sharing what I read in an E/N thread minutes before the hacking.

It went something like this

Wake up EBN...

Huh?

The successful black individual has you...

What?

 

[chalupa]

I get the Matrix reference, but who is XXX?

Also, what is that pic?

 

[kevinsmith]

I get the Matrix reference, but who is XXX?

Also, what is that pic?

Ask Ciaran.

 

[Nocturnal]

I didn't know black people had to come out. I'm pretty sure if I became black one day my family would notice without me going " tadaaaa I'm black and I lov lissping".

I get the Matrix reference, but who is XXX?

Also, what is that pic?

Those purple potatoes. Ever had the chips they make from them? Awesome.

 

[silberfuchs]

 

[El Bandito]

I dont get this

 

[silberfuchs]

That's because you're black. And like penis.

 

[chalupa]

How do you change your user title? The option isn't in my settings any more...? Odd.

 

[Fero]

And your user title is only fit for kevinsmith.

 

[kevinsmith]

And your user title is only fit for kevinsmith.

What? Why? Oh because I'm old. I gocha.

 

[silberfuchs]

I thought he meant señior. Then again.... why not both?

 

[ennaynattirb]

My day in a nutshell:

-Decide to do a job search, because I'm tired of not financially contributing to the family whilst spending all the monies.
-Call Bath and Body works to make sure I have my employment dates correct before filling out job applications.
-Get offered an interview within 30 seconds.
-Tell the woman I'm looking for more than a 15 hour/week minimum-wage seasonal job.
-Get offered interview for manager position.
-Upset husband by calling and telling him about it.

Sigh. I understand I went from "happy homemaker" to job interview within minutes, but he could at least pretend to be happy for me.

 

[Devastation the Almighty]

Kick his ass. You're the alpha woman, he's the beta male. Make him a sammich and then ram it right up in there. Make him shit undigested ham and cheese for a week. He'll be happy to get you out of the house after that.


You're welcome.

 

[ennaynattirb]

This could work. Brilliant!

Or, I could explain the whole "tired of not financially contributing" thing again when he's home. I've already done that; he sees it as though he isn't providing well enough for us or something. I don't know, maybe I really do live in a 1950s-esque relationship and I'm taking his manhood away by wanting to work.

 

[Devastation the Almighty]

Take his manhood away by beating him with a frying pan. He'll learn that he'd rather be emasculated by you getting a job and contributing to the bank account.

 

[ennaynattirb]

I don't have a cast-iron pan, but a marble rolling pin should do the trick. Thanks for the advice... This is going to turn out well, I can feel it!