Recent content by chalupa

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I miss neffy. Do you think he finally got his wiener stuck in a tailpipe and died?

Hidey ho, neoghborino.

Wtf?

Same sex making out.

Imposter syndrome

We need more indiscriminate, city- flattening bombing like we used to do. Fuck this surgical strike bullshit, kill em all and let God sort em out.

Stevie Wonder isn't blind.

Im ferk8n hammered

There are artificial wave contests and those are boring. It's better when the surfers can be eaten by sharks.

That sounds like something a golden retriever would write.

Your mom has nimble hands.

That's sweet.

No, smooth hasn't been here in a long time.

Or... Only my friends can call me pig fucker.