Recent content by chalupa

So I don't know what "ride the slide" means, and it sounds like some kind of euphemism.

I'm old and crippled. This is it for me, it's been all down hill for some time now.

I get it.

I have a dinner date with Phil Ivey this weekend.

And puppets. So many creepy puppets.

I 100% disagree. One is selfish, and one thinks they can control things to make it better. Neither way works, so in that sense they are two sides of the same futile effort, but their end goals, modus operandi, and even reason for existing are diametrically opposed. I just want to be left...

I do dig. I dig very much. Have you ever had 15 tackles for losses in a single season though?

That has got to be exhausting.

1938 Red Ryder, bitches.

meth. They are making meth. dig.

This guy... he's alright.

Your mom is like a skateboard...