Recent content by chalupa

Remember when George W Bush was the worst president ever for starting bullshit wars for bad reasons? Lol, good times.

Both high school and college, yes. Decent friend from college years, heart attack dead.

...and what a life it has been.

I had my 25yr college reunion. Two years ago.

That seems to be the only part of me that DOES work right. It's either bald pills or asshole bleaching next, not sure which one.

I'm also steadily turning into a cyborg. New knees are done, working on whatever is next.

We are old and on life support, yo.

My mental image of tony is the Star Wars kid.

My mental image of you is completely incompatible with paintball. My neighbor's son works at a gun shop, and he builds custom anythings for people. He brought over an AR that had an adjustable carbon fiber sleeve down the barrel, which could be tightened or loosened depending on temperature...

How many other fucking guns did you have, Clive?

The feg has incredible balance, fits my hand the right way...everything. Except the trigger weight is just a hair too much, and I'd love to start fucking with the spring. I'd definitely break it though. My dick, on the other hand, fits YOUR hand the right way, and it doesn't take any excess...

Don't have a pic of me holding it (gun, I have plenty of dick pics), but I have this guy, the pride and joy of Hungarian knock-off pistols. Do bullshit pea-shooter winchester 22s also count?

You're not the boss of me

This subject comes up every once in a while and we start dropping names of people who were funny like greg vs greg. I'm friends with kevinsmith, jimmythehead, nocturnal, smooth, and a few others on FB. There'd be enough to get a reunion party going.

I like that guy. Tell him to come back to prem. Let's put braink in there too yo.