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Wtf is this shit?
chalupa
chalupa
What are you talking about?
Telaso
Telaso
The apparent facebook ticker on the right side of the page which is actually only on my page afterwards. Hmm.
I feel like if I say yes, then you'll actually rent a car or book plane tickets, and then I'll not want to be outdone and i'll make the resort reservations, and you'll not want to look like you were bluffing so you'll get a Brazilian wax, and I'll cut those last 5 pounds that I've been meaning to, and then we keep one-upping each other with this until I end up deep inside you in a Dominican resort and we both die of poisoning.

But at least we died happy.
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