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I've never played a hole of golf in my life. I've been to a driving range once, and of course mini golf as a kid.

Wouldn't that be t-4 then? I always read t-Nth as they all got the same score as the Nth place person.

Not even the top 10%. Pathetic. If it was march madness you wouldn't even make the final 4

7 of how many? You make money?

Do you always play the same course?

Did you win the golf?

I assume a 27 hole event is you play the front nine then hire 6 hookers? Yeah I drove my sister to the airport this morning. Not sure if I'm up for the day or not yet.

Are you watching ghostbusters at 6am?

Lord of the rings.

I have to wonder what it feels like to believe. It must be so weird. Apparently brain scans of believers praying shows their brains lighting up like crazy

I think he was saying "of course" before the Holocaust, because it's the poster child for atrocities. He put the (of course) after the punctuation

TBF i did like the singing songs part. I'd love to join choir, but I don't want to go to church to have to do it.

If you want an actual refutation of Pascal's Wager... It's not a two sided coin, because it's not "God is real" vs "there is no God", it's "there is no God" vs. interpretations of the word of God, many of which are mutually exclusive. If you follow Catholic catechism, you necessarily anger the...

I don't even think pascal believed in that craptastic logic by the time he died. I could refute that wager when I was 15, you can't tell me you find it convincing.

In the words of bo Burnham, "maybe god does not believe in you"

Maybe that's gods way of telling you you're a harlot for not covering your legs

Cause of Death by immortal technique

uh My hands create adequate friction. Maybe skin is just different. I have a loofah, but I don't use it very often.

Bars of soap last long, are cheaper, and dont create as much waste.

Cats lick themselves clean. Soap is fine.