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Who is this hermano guy?

Deja vú

Ask Dr. Kyle to do it

You tell me, doctor.

Who what that one army doctor guy whose name was Buddha or something.

We interact with you on a daily basis. Is that not enough?

Because I kissed you like this? Because you touched me like that?

Cool little tidbit about the etymology of Bag End, is that it's a loose translation of the French "cul de sac" which means "dead end" but directly translates to "ass of bag". Tolkien decided to clean it up a little, and the result was "end of bag" or "bag end".

Bonenator?

Waited a while for that one.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1174180/Red_Dead_Redemption_2/ (Red Dead Redemption 2 on Steam) oops sorry forgot to remind you but it's on PC now

And you've got a 2 for 1 coupon?

Nah, I think it started with Nixon. He demonstrated that you can cheat the rules completely, and get away with literally no consequences. Also was a major progenitor of the idea of fox news

I think that's definitely true. But not here. The right side of the scale is on the ground.

I'm an edgy old cynic and my comedy doesn't hold up. I may have a few decent points hidden in my ramblings, but they're so convoluted, black and white, and hateful towards everyone that you should probably ignore me. -George Carlin

You realize the rightists stormed the capitol to try and forcibly prevent the peaceful transition of power for the first time in 250 years of American history, right? I can ignore literally all of the other bat shit crazy ideas that the right wing harbors, and still know without a doubt that...

That's not remotely close to true.

We were. As well as ebaumnation.

Website was really slow on mobile. How far back does it go?

Not sure how I feel about being called your wife, it's a little possessive, but I'm fond of you too sweetie :)