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I will murder you all and eliminate this retarded "things happen in 3s" fucking horseshit stupidity once and for all.

Good thing, because after the third one dies, nobody will ever die again. :facepalm:

Dude, like 10 million people have died since Paul Walker, and some of them have been important. Just because you only know two of them doesn't make this true. Just be sure, though, to not walk under a ladder.

If you did that, you'd be standing on the rooftops screaming it with a banner draped over the side of the building. Shit, It's Me brags all the time about how she got double-teamed one night.

Seriously, how many people do you know that can actually say that?

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

Irregardless of what you think, I've gotten the monkey off my back of misused idioms and words. I'll be back momentarily to speak to this subject. ^^^ ...I almost couldn't write all of those, it is too painful.

That is true, I hate it when idioms are misused.

I saw some idiot spill salt the other day, then dump more salt in his hand and toss it over his shoulder. I was in Texas, so that level of stupidity made sense in context, but not in general.

That's one of the dumbest statements people make, and I know you don't actually believe that.

The Pittsburgh metropolitan area is the second whitest in the country...only Wilkes-Barre/Scranton has less minorities.

I'm not sure I understand what they did wrong. Kidding. See, we zipped one of our two Jewish roommates inside a futon cover, but we didn't sit there screaming "KIKE! KIIIIIIKE!" He flipped out, ran out of the room, and didn't come back for two days.

Hilarious .

Who dat ?

...in love with gay shovels. Nefarious is...

We need to eliminate time zones and have one global clock.