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Last.time I tried to watch baseketball I didn't make it through the whole movie.

Are you jealous of Moira's wig collection, you bald bitch?

How much space do you think is between 2 cornfields?

Your husband? Or somebody else?

Horror movies, and cheese on a PBJ sandwich

So what, he's just not going to invite the mother of the bride?

When chalupa has a threesome it usually just means somebody didnt show up for the round of golf

Possibly the MOST amazing thing about Usain Bolt being the fastest man in the world is that his NAME is BOLT

I've never played a hole of golf in my life. I've been to a driving range once, and of course mini golf as a kid.

Wouldn't that be t-4 then? I always read t-Nth as they all got the same score as the Nth place person.

Not even the top 10%. Pathetic. If it was march madness you wouldn't even make the final 4

7 of how many? You make money?

Do you always play the same course?

Did you win the golf?

I assume a 27 hole event is you play the front nine then hire 6 hookers? Yeah I drove my sister to the airport this morning. Not sure if I'm up for the day or not yet.

Are you watching ghostbusters at 6am?

Lord of the rings.

I have to wonder what it feels like to believe. It must be so weird. Apparently brain scans of believers praying shows their brains lighting up like crazy

I think he was saying "of course" before the Holocaust, because it's the poster child for atrocities. He put the (of course) after the punctuation

TBF i did like the singing songs part. I'd love to join choir, but I don't want to go to church to have to do it.