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I told you, my thing is gandalf

your moms a vrigin

There are no old men, and the children of illuvatar are the elves and men

No that's tony.

They aren't men, they are maiar, sent to middle earth to guide the children of Eru Illivatar

Making up fetishes.

There are no Ferraris in middle earth

I want you to be part of it, you're grima hiding in the background

Well the ring isnt actually there, Frodo has it THe best part is when I cum, I already filled my dick with food coloring so it comes out like a rainbow, and you say "are you not saruman the white?!" and I say "I am saruman of many colors!"

My dream roleplay is that I'm Saruman and you're gandalf and you've come to visit me at the behest of Radagast and I imprison you because you won't tell me where the one ring is so then you try and get me to release you using sexual favors

OMG are you telasos long lost daughter!?

so you're rich too? marry me. I'll get into whatever weird sex stuff you're into for a ferrari

A brand new car? What kind?

alcohol and desvenlafaxine

oh honey

get a distracting hobby

Chalupa may have the thundercunt, but youve got the chundercunt

Maybe you have, but I just missed it, or forgot

fucking owwwwwwwwwww

What std?