cryteria for women

[Nefarious]

cryteria for women listne up

women dont like bald men
women dont like short guys
women dont like guys who pretend to have big dicks but have small dicks
women dont like guys who wear polo shirts day in day out
women dont like guy who only play golf
women dont like little shit heads who have obsession with chiwawas
women dont like neckbeards
women dont like guys who have jewish ansetry
women dont like guys with proportionaly big noses on small heads
women dont like guys who are smaller then them
women dont like fat mexicans
women dont like mexicans
women dont like guys who draw there own cartoons on the computer
women dont like guys from the midwest especially kentucky and indiana
women dont like guys who wear t shirts with logos on them

the end any question, go fuck yourself

 

[chalupa]

Women do, however, like good spelling and proper punctuation.

 

[Fero]

Women do, however, like good spelling and proper punctuation.

 

[Nefarious]

Women do, however, like good spelling and proper punctuation.

in case you didnt notice but most women dont give a shit and your no pro at women considering that you date chines hokkers

 

[Devastation the Almighty]

In my experience, all you got to do to get a woman is tell her you're from Kentucky, then fry her up some squirrel meat. I've had 86% success with this method.

Nefarious' list: Refuted.

 

[Nefarious]

In my experience, all you got to do to get a woman is tell her you're from Kentucky, then fry her up some squirrel meat. I've had 86% success with this method.

Nefarious' list: Refuted.

thats because theyre your sisters

 

[Devastation the Almighty]

Like that's supposed to make a difference?

 

[Nefarious]

your mother is your daughter

 

[chalupa]

your mother is your daughter

...and neither of them would ever have sex with you.

 

[Devastation the Almighty]

your mother is your daughter

How is that even possible?

 

[Nefarious]

chalupa i hoep your childrne have dawn syndrome

 

[Devastation the Almighty]

chalupa i hoep your childrne have dawn syndrome

 

[kevinsmith]

chalupa i hoep your childrne have dawn syndrome

Why, want him to breed you some friends that'll be on your level?

But seriously, if you want a potato farmer talk to Ciaran.

 

[chalupa]

Why, want him to breed you some friends that'll be on your level?

That's an insult to people with Down's Syndrome.

But seriously, if you want a potato farmer talk to Ciaran.

Another mystery solved!

 

[Nocturnal]

cryteria for women listne up

women dont like bald men
women dont like short guys
women dont like guys who pretend to have big dicks but have small dicks
women dont like guys who wear polo shirts day in day out
women dont like guy who only play golf
women dont like little shit heads who have obsession with chiwawas
women dont like neckbeards
women dont like guys who have jewish ansetry
women dont like guys with proportionaly big noses on small heads
women dont like guys who are smaller then them
women dont like fat mexicans
women dont like mexicans
women dont like guys who draw there own cartoons on the computer
women dont like guys from the midwest especially kentucky and indiana
women dont like guys who wear t shirts with logos on them

the end any question, go fuck yourself

This is true. I'm literally drowning in poon and I meet zero of those criteria.

 

[ennaynattirb]

Nefarious speaks truthiness.

All I wanna do is romance Keith David, who is none of these things.

 

[Frood]

This is true. I'm literally drowning in poon and I meet zero of those criteria.

**Jumps into the pool of poon with the boldest intentions of rescuing noc, but ends up distracted by the poon.**

 

[Nefarious]

Why, want him to breed you some friends that'll be on your level?

But seriously, if you want a potato farmer talk to Ciaran.

OR your level? shut up you fat neckbeard you wear glasses and your old so lets put the formula together you are FOREVER ALONE FAT NECKBEARD WEAR GLASSES FOUR EYES LSOER your A LSOER SO SHUT YOUR FUCKIGN MOUTH you fucking faggot ass forever alone FATSO

 

[chalupa]

OR your level? shut up you fat neckbeard you wear glasses and your old so lets put the formula together you are FOREVER ALONE FAT NECKBEARD WEAR GLASSES FOUR EYES LSOER your A LSOER SO SHUT YOUR FUCKIGN MOUTH you fucking faggot ass forever alone FATSO

Ha! Kevin is fat.

 

[BigMattTheHobo]

I bet Kevin owns at least two fedoras