Do you have any things that are delicious?

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Hokay, recipe thread. Post them.
When I'm cooking, I like to keep things simple and use as few ingredients as possible. Everything I post should be fairly cheap, yet delicious.

Fall is upon us, so I'm going to start with some recipes that are perfect for October and November.

Homemade Pumpkin Pie
What you need:
For the pumpkin filling:
1 pumpkin
2 eggs
1 cup sugar
1 tbsp. flour
1/2 tsp. salt
1 1/2 tsp. cinnamon
3/4 tsp. nutmeg
3/4 cup milk

For the crust:
1/2 cup butter
1 1/2 cups flour
1 1/2 tbsp. sugar
1/3 cup cold water


Step 1, baking some motherfuckin' pumpkin
Cut your pumpkin into quarters. Clean out the seeds and stringy bits as much as possible but don't worry about it too much. Pre-heat your oven to 325°F. Place pumpkin slices onto cookie sheets, then bake for ~35 minutes or until it softens up. Leave to cool down, then peel the skin away from the pumpkin flesh. Cut the pumpkin flesh into pieces, then stuff in a blender or food processor. If you don't have one, then toss them in a bowl and mash them with a fork.

Step 1 1/2, preparing the crust
You should probably do this while the pumpkin is baking to save yourself some time. Put the butter, flour, and sugar in a mixing bowl and mix together. Push the butter into the flour and fold it; it should start to get kind of gritty and clumpy. Now add the cold water -- you want it to be cold to prevent too much gluten. Mix again with the spoon until it starts to come together. Finally, get your hands in there and start mashing it into a ball, but try to avoid handling it too much because you don't want to warm it up. Stick the dough ball on a plate and place it in the fridge for 30 minutes.

Step 2, finish the pumpkin filling
Take your pureed pumpkin and toss it in a bowl with eggs, sugar, flour, salt, cinnamon, and nutmeg. Mix together really well before adding the milk. It'll be fairly liquidy, but you're doing it right. Set this aside for now and give it a mix every few minutes while you finish the crust.

Step 3, sticking it all together
Preheat your oven to 450°F then get your dough ball out of the fridge, toss some flour on the table, and start flattening out that dough. You can use a rolling pin if you like, but I do it by hand. Make it just big enough to roughly fit the size of your pie tin and toss it in there. Nothing fancy here. Use a knife to cut off any extra bits and make it somewhat presentable. Pour your soupy pumpkin filling on top, then toss it in the oven for 10 minutes. Reduce the oven's temperature to 350°F and let bake for another, oh, 40 minutes before checking to see if it is done.


Allow it to cool, then eat that delicious fucker.
 

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Prosciutto-wrapped Figs

1) get some figs
2) wrap in prosciutto

Eat that delicious fucker.
 

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Matt, fix the edit feature. I forgot to mention that you only need about 3 cups of pumpkin puree; not a whole pumpkin.
 

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I'm a hall monitor. I can't work on the system itself
Gay AND powerless.

We should make it so everyone who rejoins by Sunday gets full mod powers...everyone is a mod.

Fucking social experiment that would blow your mind, or would we all just end up cramming things up each others' asses?
 

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Of course I have things that are delicious, I'm a homemaker. Mostly sammiches, of course, but those don't really require a recipe.

Gay AND powerless.

We should make it so everyone who rejoins by Sunday gets full mod powers...everyone is a mod.

Fucking social experiment that would blow your mind, or would we all just end up cramming things up each others' asses?
Everyone would be banned by Monday morning.
 

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Everyone would be banned within 4 minutes of allowing this to happen.
 

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That's assuming that at least two people are logged in right after gaining super-mod powers... You're giving the forum a bit too much credit there.
 

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my mom makes good otameal gookies im not sure of the recipe but i know it has some oatmeal raisens sugar butter and maybe psitachio? not sure im gonna ask me ymom if i can post the recipe online
 

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i installed some shit on my grandmas new pc tonight (win8, pretty shit) and she made me a metric ton of cookies. i dont have a recipe but theyre fucking delicious

Bachelor Goulash:

3 boxes kraft dinner
1 lb ground beef
various spices and whatnot

1, Boil the water for the noodles while browning the ground beef

2, pretty much just mix kraft dinner and ground beef.

3. add seasoning to taste, i bought a cheap spice rack at dollarama and it suffices.

4, the best part is adding some maple syrup and barbecue sauce. not too much but enough to let you know its there.

5, eat entire bowl

6, lay down

7, try not to cry

8, cry a lot
 
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my mom makes good otameal gookies im not sure of the recipe but i know it has some oatmeal raisens sugar butter and maybe psitachio? not sure im gonna ask me ymom if i can post the recipe online
Your mom came up for air and said you could share the recipe.
 

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Your mom came up for air and said you could share the recipe.
honestly man you need to leave me laone but i get legal stuff involved you have been following me rassing me like im some kind of bar woman you need to leave me alone right now or else i will contact my dads lawyer and have them pres charges against you and a good other half of the forum for arassing me calling me names making fun of my mother this is going way too far and im just a kid while your wat? 40? 45? you here talking trash to a kid who is half your age times double and you need to leave me alone and stop bullying me because i actually have an issue with you last warning
 

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What are you talking about? She was swimming laps at the local wave pool, came up for air, and said you could share the recipe. Did you assume I was talking about sex with her, or like your mom was giving me a BJ?

I wouldn't touch that slut with someone else's dick.
 

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yeah slut look at your wife probably out on the town fucking every fat redneck she sees rpobably sleepgn with lord devastation nocturnal maybe even big matt is getting in on her that shse comes home covered in goo and pregnancy tests you fucking asshole DONT CLAL MY MOM A SLUT because shes TEN TIMES THE WOMAN YOU WILL EVER BE YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER
 

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Hey Chupes, your wife came up for air to tell you the kids ain't yours.
I was actually hoping for this, but the little dude and my baby pics are identical, and I'm betting the same thing will happen with the twins.
 
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silberfuchs

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K, here's an easy one.

Peanut Butter Cookies:
1 jar peanut butter
2 cups sugar
1 egg
1/2 cup flour

Mix in a bowl, then scoop dough balls onto a cookie sheet. Dip a fork in cold water then press down on the dough balls for the cross-hatch. Toss in the oven at 375°F for about 14 minutes (I like them crunchy).
 

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yeah slut look at your wife probably out on the town fucking every fat neckbeard she sees rpobably sleepgn with lord devastation nocturnal maybe even big matt is getting in on her that shse comes home covered in goo and pregnancy tests you fucking asshole DONT CLAL MY MOM A SLUT because shes TEN TIMES THE WOMAN YOU WILL EVER BE YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER
Fixed it for you bro.
 
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