Devastation the Almighty
Ninja Wizard
Well Now You CAN!!!
After painstakingly analyzing each of Nefarious' little posts, I have uncovered the formula to pretending to be Nefarious. By following these steps, you could even be a better Nefarious than Nefarious (or the puppet masters behind Nefarious).
There are two types of Neffy posts: The Thread-Starter post and the Bitter-Reply post.
In the thread starter post, Neffy usually come up with an absurd situation placing him in the world of a precocious, late-blooming, mentally-handicapped 16-year-old. He will then make an observation and proceed to tell us what is wrong with it, usually with one relevant point and three-four irrelevant points, as well as not-so-subtly disguised insult toward chalupa, BigMatt, myself, or due to his less-than-superior typing skills, himself. The degree of misspelling varies, but there can be no punctuation. For every punctuation mark I see, you fail as Nefarious.
Example Thread-Starter post:
The Bitter-Reply post is usually simply a spewing of tired old insults. Once again, the degree of misspelling varies but NO PUNCTUATION!Nefarious said:
Example Bitter-Reply post:
These are the basics to posting like Nefarious. With practice, you may even be able to take over for whoever is posting on that account these days. Good luck.Nefarious said:
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