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chalupa

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The feg has incredible balance, fits my hand the right way...everything. Except the trigger weight is just a hair too much, and I'd love to start fucking with the spring. I'd definitely break it though.

My dick, on the other hand, fits YOUR hand the right way, and it doesn't take any excess effort to get it to go off.
 

BigMattTheHobo

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I sold most of my guns when I bought my house. All I have left is my Glock and shotgun my grandfather gave me. Oh, I also got some old guns from his estate after he died last year.

one is a pretty old semi automatic. I believe it’s 9 mm. Google says it was a German police handgun back in the day. Can’t remember what it’s called. He also left me a small .32 semi auto. Like a pocket gun basically. And finally, he left me a .22 ruger. I think it’s a mark IV but like 70s or 80s era.
 

brainkandy87

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Yeah but it’s like you get one gun and then suddenly you have 4 and then you have one in each caliber and eventually you just die.

I CCW a Beretta 84 along with that Canik I posted. Also have a S&W Sport 3 and a little .22lr plinker.
 

chalupa

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My mental image of you is completely incompatible with paintball.


My neighbor's son works at a gun shop, and he builds custom anythings for people. He brought over an AR that had an adjustable carbon fiber sleeve down the barrel, which could be tightened or loosened depending on temperature and conditions to control the flex of the barrel when it fired. This apparently greatly improves accuracy. It also had a scope that felt like I was looking into another dimension it was so large and easy to see into.

So I shot it at bowling pins at 100yds and didn't miss a single one, which for me is impressive because I naturally shake like Michael J Fox on a cold day. Scary how easy it would be to hit a body at long range with that thing.

A few years ago, I was up on my roof taking down christmas lights, and the concussion from whatever the fuck he shot scared me so badly I almost went tumbling off. Their house is probably 75yds away, and they shoot on the far side of it out into the hillside.

He was sighting in a .50 caliber for a client, and I damned near died.
 
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