The joys of being single

[Stu Pidasole]

Well, after nearly 4 months I sent the last girl friend packing the fuck out of my house.

Just a few of the bonuses of doing so:

1. My power bill dropped by 75% in 1 fucking day.

2. I got home from work today and every single left over beer in the fridge was still there.

3. I got my fucking mancave back.

4. Life is very good.

~SP

 

[chalupa]

Over under on stu missing her and looking for a new girlfriend. I say 5 months.

 

[Stu Pidasole]

I have whores in 4 states, not moving another cunt into my house, trust me, not worth it.

 

[Nefarious]

whores in 4 states yea your sister and your three cousins/ gay ass loser your goin on the ignore

 

[Stu Pidasole]

whores in 4 states yea your sister and your three cousins/ gay ass loser your goin on the ignore

once again, you have proven just what an uneducated idiot you are............hmmmmm you sure you want to play with me?


I will destroy you.

 

[chalupa]

I have whores in 4 states, not moving another cunt into my house, trust me, not worth it.

This is more like it, you are becoming wise in your old age.

 

[Hambone]

Stu.....I salute you....bitches are just that. Now on the other hand I got a beotch that loves sucking my ding dong, and we talk every once in a while(her mouth as in verbally bothers me). Find a good one I say.