The Official Yo Mama Joke Thread

[Amadeus01]

Yo mama so nasty, she robbed a sperm bank.


Yo mama so white, she gets moonburn.


Yo mama so skinny, her underwear has belt loops.

 

[Devastation the Almighty]

I'm so sorry to hear about your mother's unfortunate sky-diving accident.

 

[chalupa]

Amadeus' mama so old, she swallowed kevinsmith's primordial goo.

 

[Amadeus01]

Amadeus' mama so old, she swallowed kevinsmith's primordial goo.

He's actually a descendant of hers.



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Yo mama so fat, that when she walks past the TV, I miss the entire episode.

 

[Frood]

KS is a descendant of nobody.

 

[Brian]

Amadeus, we meat again.