This forum sucks compared to ebaumsworld

[Nocturnal]

What up Darc?

The hack has its upsides. Only the crème de la crème remains. I honestly wouldn't welcome most ebw'ers here, even though it would mean a 99% increase in traffic.

EBN survives.

Yes, only a handful of good people there.

 

[DarcSystems]

What's up nocturnal. Did the premium section disappear at some point or was my status revoked?

 

[Brian]

was my status revoked?

I'm afraid so, yes. pm me.

 

[Nocturnal]

What's up nocturnal. Did the premium section disappear at some point or was my status revoked?

We all lost it after the crash, but it's back now. Pretty much that is where all the action is. PM Bigmatt and he will straighten you out.

 

[Devastation the Almighty]

We all lost it after the crash, but it's back now. Pretty much that is where all the action is. PM Bigmatt and he will straighten you out.

Be careful how you word this message to BigMatt. You don't want him to straighten you out in the way he may be thinking (of course, I could be wrong; maybe you do want that. Either way, whatever, I ain't no hater).

 

[Nocturnal]

Be careful how you word this message to BigMatt. You don't want him to straighten you out in the way he may be thinking (of course, I could be wrong; maybe you do want that. Either way, whatever, I ain't no hater).

Right right. Sorta like how if you catch your kid smoking a cigarette you make him smoke an entire pack so that he is sick of them. Only replace cigarettes with penises.

 

[Fero]

How can bigmatt straighten him out? They're both dudes.

 

[Nocturnal]

How can bigmatt straighten him out? They're both dudes.

You have to fight fire with fire so to speak.

 

[DarcSystems]

I've been dying to have bigmatt straighten me out. It's been a dream of mine for years. A sexy little secret, if you will.

 

[brainkandy87]

If anything, BMTH will curve you to the left.

edit: That was a penis joke.

 

[chalupa]

I don't get it.

 

[Nefarious]

thatbs uecase your penis iso smal that it doesnt curve in fact it goes inside so you have a vagina congrats

 

[chalupa]

If I had a vagina I'd jam so much stuff up there...lost car keys? No problem, I have a set hooked on my ovary. Need a plastic dealie to hold your sliced bread bag closed? Got a few smashed into my cervix. Spare change? TONS of it.

 

[Devastation the Almighty]

Think you'd have room for a Filet O'Fish in there?

 

[chalupa]

 

[Nefarious]

chaluap your just pathetic and mat all the time just stfu for once you fucking idiot stop postign for one day almost 30000 post on a dead forum deader then your moms rotten vagina in her coffin

 

[chalupa]

chaluap your just pathetic and mat all the time just stfu for once you fucking idiot stop postign for one day almost 30000 post on a dead forum deader then your moms rotten vagina in her coffin

GIVE ME THAT FiSH!!!!

 

[Nova]

I just got fisted for the first time last night. Since were on the topic of vaginas.

 

[chalupa]

I just got fisted for the first time last night. Since were on the topic of vaginas.

Erm...ok.

How'd that work out for you?