what do you guys do for work?

[NYG 5]

most of us are mid 30s by now, the truly OG early 2000s forumgoers would be fuckin 40 by now. As such, most of us have actual jobs we do during the day, except for some people. Like hotman. So, let us know what you do!

I'll start:

No shit I'm a translator for uncle sam. I used to speak arabic but then I switched to chinese and forgot all that. Missed out on a sweet lebanese wife, 但是我可以说“你吃了吗？“

 

[chalupa]

I used to own a snail racing track, but business was slow.

 

[Frood]

I had a lightbulb company, but I couldn't keep the lights on.