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We need more indiscriminate, city- flattening bombing like we used to do. Fuck this surgical strike bullshit, kill em all and let God sort em out.

Stevie Wonder isn't blind.

Im ferk8n hammered

There are artificial wave contests and those are boring. It's better when the surfers can be eaten by sharks.

That sounds like something a golden retriever would write.

Your mom has nimble hands.

That's sweet.

No, smooth hasn't been here in a long time.

Or... Only my friends can call me pig fucker.

Dude.

Hey, brit, my lobby could use a good buffing if you know what i mean...

Longwanger!

That's because you're a little bitch.

Steeeeeve Perry!

Blast! What the deuce?

Well, you, sir, are a festizio. See? I can make up words, too.

I tried watching it, I really did. Could not get into it. It insists upon itself.

I meant the Schitt's Creek references. Don't start.

No. Just no.

I'm just a big sweetheart. For real, I've had like 2 one-night stands in my life. The rest have been some connection and then closing the deal. Friends, more than friends...it wasn't like wham bam thank you, ma'am, it was more like we would laugh and play and have a good time. Maybe I'm...