Chalupa and Neffy - sort it out

[Ciaran]

Guys, it's time you put your differences aside. You are both becoming harder and harder to deal with and this conflict is tearing the entire forum apart. I'm been asked by Catgarvin and Ebaum to put together this intervention in order to hash out your problems with each other and hopefully come to a peaceful conclusion.

Life is too short for this type of crap. What's worse, Matt and myself are suffering from a torrent of racist abuse with potatoes and shovels being rammed down our throats 24/7. We feel that if you guys could get along then you would both be in a position to look at the terrible racism problem that is eating up this forum.

You two are our only hope, but only if you work together. I mean, I don't want to bring him up, seeing as I never met him as I was away writing my novel in a log cabin when he was on the forum, but that Mystery Man seemed to have had an incredible influence over you all. There was no forum trouble when Mystery Man was about. None whatsoever. In fact, Neffy and Mystery Man were never seen on the same thread together... funny that.

Anyway, please get along. This is Kevin Smiths dying wish.

 

[Devastation the Almighty]

I'll take the first steps so we can get this going.

Chalupa, I'm burying the hatchet (and my evidence that you didn't go to Harvard but to lowly Brown instead), and extending the olive branch.

Nefarious, likewise. I don't want to fight with you anymore, either. We should work together to make this forum a better place.

 

[Fero]

I'll do my best as well.

Neffy's mom is an upper class escort.

 

[Telaso]

Upper class escorts are a very prestigious breed. Much respect.

 

[chalupa]

Nef's a fag.

 

[Nefarious]

ciaran you were myster man enough of your fucking bullshit my god your just another dumb irish mick who worships people like colin far ral and phil callins i mean your a joke the irish are a joke european is a JOKE so kiss my american ass you potato skin peeling bitch

 

[Nefarious]

yup my father chalupa calls me a fag becaus ei learned from the best aka him hes the biggest fag who likes wearing my moms panties and watching my mom get fucked by multiple men i mean who the hell wants to marry a bald little faggot anyway? with a small penis to boot

 

[Nocturnal]

So are you guys going to do it or what?

 

[Nefarious]

im making chalupa upset see how he isnt nwio joking around he keeps bringing up nasty names i can see eventually hes gonna send me a pm and say stuff like im gonna ip trace you and slit your throat i cant wait until the little bald bitch starts threatening me and then i can sue him for harassment along with the forum!!!!! you guys better ban chalupa before things escalator

 

[Devastation the Almighty]

Oh Dear God! We waited too long!

 

[chalupa]

Lol, neffy, you're our special little guy.

 

[Ciaran]

ciaran you were myster man enough of your fucking bullshit

Complete codswallop. Prove it.

 

[Nefarious]

big MATT SAID SO MORON

 

[chalupa]

Every one of those words is spelled properly.

 

[Nefarious]

to obad they couldnt say the same about your birth or your moms vagina after you fell out of it you fucking looser

 

[chalupa]

I dunno, man. I'm pretty sure they spelled my birth properly. Same thing with the vagina.

The simple fact of the matter is that you weren't strong enough to be nice throughout the holiday season like you said you would, and now baby Jesus is crying.

Way to fail. Again. Like always.

 

[Nefarious]

lets play simon says
simon says put your hand through your hair
you lsoe

 

[Frood]

lets play simon says
simon says put your hand through uyour hair
you lsoe

Great now I'm vividly imagining chalipa caressing his pubes and I'm so turned on I can't even breath.

 

[Ciaran]

big MATT SAID SO MORON

No he didn't. Even if he did, Big Matt is a fucking lying mexicunt. Why would you take his word over your dear dear friend Ciaran? I'm in the butt buddy clan for goodness sake. The BUTT BUDDY CLAN! Doesn't that mean anything anymore?

lets play simon says
simon says put your hand through your hair
you lsoe

I loll'ed

 

[chalupa]