wheres premium section imo?

chalupa

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The first rule of tinychat is that tinychat sucks. The second rule of tinychat...
 

Zen

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Pft, rules are meant to be broken, or else they wouldn't be rules, *taps temple*
 

Fero

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I get jokes.

How long does a corpse have to be dead to create enough natural lube? Chatgpt refused to answer me.
 

Zen

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I get jokes.

How long does a corpse have to be dead to create enough natural lube? Chatgpt refused to answer me.
An oddly specific question, but I'll answer it nevertheless. In normal/ideal circumstances, I'd say around 4-6 weeks, before liquification occurs. Results may vary due to body fat and the like. Warmer temps would speed up the process. Hope that helps.
 

chalupa

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The heads I have are usually too well preserved to be useful for years.
 

Fero

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An oddly specific question, but I'll answer it nevertheless. In normal/ideal circumstances, I'd say around 4-6 weeks, before liquification occurs. Results may vary due to body fat and the like. Warmer temps would speed up the process. Hope that helps.
Thanks. What about a fatty in southern Louisiana?
 

Fero

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Have an open mind, chalupa. Else you might as well move down to Texasco and help building that wall.
 

itsme69

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Helloooooooo. I had to make a new account. Where do we chat now?

Updates:

I painted my nails red last night and had rotisserie chicken for breakfast this morning. lylas guys
 

Fero

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Amber! It worked.

What happened to your other account? You should be able to see premium now.
 

Fero

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I don't think you're ready for that.

I will tell you though, that very rarely, bodies come in with an erection.
Fap fap fap fap fap


I think I'm ready though, Master. I've seen a lot of disgusting shit in over a decade of nursing.

Also, can a creme with clioquinol be useful for a necrotic wound that's always full of literal shit? Please say yes.
 
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